Kant touch this - Back Print - Unisex Classic T-Shirt

Printed across the back, the pun becomes unavoidable for anyone standing behind you in a queue. There is no polite way to look away from it. Wear it to the seminar, the pub afterwards, and the argument that follows.

• Solid cotton build: 100% cotton at 170-180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders that keep their shape.
• Built to survive: Tubular fabric and a double seam at sleeves and hem, so nothing twists in the wash.
• Impossible to miss: Large back placement removes any chance of subtlety, deliberately.

Cannot touch. Definitely cannot unread.